Mork Borg: Month of Misery

Tired of being miserable in the same old ways? Have the PCs become a bit too heroic? Do you want more death and humor at the same time?

Then you need Month of Misery!

What is Month of Misery?

Open up this zine to explore over 31 days worth of content featuring EVEN MORE TEETH, an altar upon which you may sacrifice your dearest loved one, ways to get suuuuuper pfvcking high to help you cope with the misery, and a fishing mini-game—yes, that's right, a fishing mini-game! (No game is complete without a fishing mini-game. This is surely a necessary addition.)

See what totally real people are saying:

• "I opened the cover and it's already going on about a weird tooth-thing that can make your penis rot off. Where did I go wrong?" —Greyson's mom, probably
• "Blasphemous. Heretical. Profane." —Anuk Schleger
• "Wow, this fishing mini-game really was a necessary addition!" —everyone

Jokes aside, this third-party zine should help add some miserable spice to your MÖRK BORG sessions. It's a compilation of responses to the MÖRKTOBER 2023 prompts put out by Exeunt Press with additional content and professional editing.

The Team:

Conceived and birthed by Greyson Yandt
Published by Exalted Funeral

32 pages, A5 size, staple-bound zine, full-color printing.